It is the Feast Day of St. Sebastian. Not that one, the other one. In the garden, the rain continues. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we memorialize Eland the Younger’s first encounter with a rinoceros. It is Pastor Drom’s Birthday, and in the garden, the oakleak hydrangea are blooming. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today marks the appearance of a very unpleasant odor eminating from the sewers in the city. It is the Feast Day of the First Firefly, and in the garden, the interns abide. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we will talk about the Philosophy of gardening, and the Universal motto of Gardeners : “I Am The One Who Plants.” Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the disappearance, and subsequent re-appearance, of Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Ironwife, and in the garden, there are plants growing. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the death of the artist Morrison Tollerude. It is the Feast Day of St. Iremus, and in the garden, there have been storms. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the burglary at Mrs Maple’s house. It is the Feast Day of the Frog That Devours The Rains, and in the garden, George is being coached. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we celebrate the major accomplishment of Mr. Douglas Jenner. It is the Feast Day of Heart-Shaped Leaves, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember when the all the residents of Echo Harbor were all shifted six inches to the North. It is the Feast Day of the Lone Rider, and in the garden, there is wilting. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we celebrate the discovery of an important relic, thought lost. It is the Feast Day of the Unknown Martyr, and in the garden, there is bluestar. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.