Today we explore a theory with “Archon” Drom. Her answers are…unexpected. In more ways than one. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we have a visit from Pr. Drom, who is claiming to be Archon Drom. Something is not right, and there is no Feast Day. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the arrival of The Fathers. It is the Feast Day of Mothra the Divine, and in the garden, it is hot and muggy. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the release of prisoners in Siluret. It is the Feast Day of the Apocalypse, and in the garden, there is Joe-Pye Weed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember an almost anonymous love letter, and the object of the author’s affections. It is the Feast Day of the Granite Elephant, and in the garden, there is lantana. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the invention of a unique cocktail. It is the Feast Day of the Neon Saint, and in the garden, there is squash. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Hi everybody! Today, I’m filling in for Rev. Mord, since he had to do SOMETHING at the University offices. Or so he claims. Anyway, there was a thing about fire, it’s the Feast Day of St. Marla the Impaler, and then something about caterpillars. Be safe out there!

Today we remember the passage of a skeleton on the High Street. It is the Feast Day of St. Colin, and in the garden, there are butterflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the last known appearance of the relic known as the Allium Spear. It is the Feast Day of the Silver Newt, and in the garden, it is exceptionally hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the “Shrimpy” craze of 1972. It is the Feast Day of St. Ogion, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.