Today we discuss the origins of the word “wogitating.” It is the Feast Day of St. Mellonius, and in the garden, there are perennials. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Funky Trouble.

Today we remember a funkadelic theft. It also marks the release of “My Husband And The Plesiosaur.” It is the Feast Day of St. Kay, and in the garden, there is pokeweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the discover of the Volcano Sanderling. We also recall the fairy tales of folklorist Vincent Mather. It is the Feast Day of St. Jeppeth, and in the garden, it is finally Fall. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble. Also, ask Pastor Drom to get on with it already.

Today, a ceramic cube appeared in the House of Parliament. It is also the day inventor Calvin Saunders applied for a patent. It is the Feast Day of Saint Anna of Brust, and in the garden, there appear to be daikon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we discuss the pressing issues of our times. We also discuss bunnies. It is the Feast Day of St. Ulfrid, and in the garden, there are daikons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble

Today the eggs in Echo Harbour hatched lotus blossoms. It is also the day a polite painter went mad. It is the Feast Day of the Eyeless Ones, and in the garden, there is daikon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we are uplifted by a caterpillar. It is also the day Thaddeus Mackelwhite made another record-breaking catch. It is the Feast Day of St. Clarice, and in the garden, it is time for fall planting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the survivors of a fire. It is also the day a Hateful Decree was not passed. It is the Feast Day of St. Elspeth, and in the garden, more chickens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we are inspired by remembering the sinking of the Rapture of Poseidon. It is also the day the Pickwick Casino closed. It is the Feast Day of Paper Orchids, and in the garden, there are no chickens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we recall the eruption of a volcano. It is also the day The Iron Strangler was executed, and the day “Sun Weasels” debuted. It is the Feast Day of St. Oakenforth, and in the garden, we are inspired. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.