The Hidden Almanac

The Hidden Almanac

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Archive for May 2014

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-30

Today is the anniversary of the debut of “Squeaky the Truck.” It is also the anniversary of the Least Plague, and of the dumpster battle. It is the Feast Day of St. Burt, and in the garden, there are damselflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-23

Today is the birthday of Hayseed McGraw. It also marks the fall of the Kingdom under the Mountain, and the day a new rose was introduced. It is the Feast Day of Boats, and in the garden, there is pruning. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-21

Today a kombucha culture attained sentience. It is a wedding anniversary, and marks the founding of the Currency Stamp Rebellion. It is the Feast Day of St. Whippetus, and in the garden, there is cat mint. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-19

Today is the Parade of the Jesters. It is also the day a small boy fought, and the day the Lydia Blane Clothing Company introduced a new shirt. It is the Feast Day of St. Rosa, and in the garden, there are larvae. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-16

It is the birthday of the Dunkelkhan Ogre. It is also the day “Eleven Chimps And A Nun” debuted, and the day a keystone was laid. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of Despair, and in the garden, there are yuccas. Be Safe, and Stay Out Of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-14

It was on this day that the Womble sisters had a famous visitor. It is also the day of the sextuple rainbow, and the year an idol was pulled from the harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of Crocodiles, and in the garden, there are yellow jackets. Be Safe, and Stay Out… (read more)

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-05-09

Today someone said something. It also marks the day of the Hopping Hat Rack Hat Company recall, and the day Eland the Younger found an opossum. It is the Feast Day of St. Mortimer, and in the garden, there are tomatillos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.