The Hidden Almanac

The Hidden Almanac

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Archive for March 2014

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-31

Today marks the introduction of the Crystal Popper to the market. It is also the birthday of Normal McGovern, and marks yet another appearance of the Black Beast. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Bells, and in the garden, there are salamanders. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-28

Today is the day The Black Beast was spotted again. It is also the birthday of Rosemary Jackson, and marks the introduction of the Snugglepig. It is the Feast Day of St. Arnulf, and in the garden, there are greens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-24

Today we remember the next Hateful Decree. We also mark the identification of a new disease, and the publication of an important book. It is the Feast Day of Our Lady of the Olive Groves, and in the garden, we plant. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-21

Today the Brick Standards were established. It is also the day the first Stabbing Rock chick was hatched, and the day the incense factory burned. It is the Feast Day of St. Dwight, and in the garden, there are alliums. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-19

Today is the day the library was robbed. It is also the anniversary of the debut of “The Juniper Man,” and of a confluence of crows. It is the Feast Day of St. Petroushka, and in the garden, there is ice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-17

Today is the birthday of Hummingbird Jones, jug player. It is also the first day the Maladroit Langurs attacked, and the day a poem was edited. It is teh Feast Day of St. Janoos, and in the garden, there are beets. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-14

Today the Queen received an Ice Orchid. It is the day the Burlap Drum was invented, and the day The Unspeakable Beer debuted. It is the Feast Day of St. Worble, and in the garden, it is not time for tomatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2014-03-12

Today we remember the death of Johnny Stone. Today also marks the start the of typhoid outbreak in Troyzantium, and is the anniversary of the Plague Doctor Accords. Today is the Festival of Masks, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.